In message <9511051641 .
AA01999 @
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com> Peter da Silva writes:
> > > I'll be speaking at a number of seminars in the next three weeks,
> > > and I think it would be nice to have some intelligent humerous
> > > jokes or anecdotes to start my talks off.
>
> > How about Microsoft, they are the biggest joke going.
>
> Unfortunately this is sounding more and more like graveyard humor. They're
> selling very effectively, no matter how awful their product is.
And McDonald's is never going to rate even 1 Michelin star, let alone five.
Those of us who are more discerning in what we eat, and what software we buy,
refuse to accept the lowest common denominator just because it's popular.
Karen Goertzel
Manager, International Programmes
Secure Systems and Services Operation
Wang Federal, Inc.
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McLean, Virginia 22102-4299
TEL: 703-827 3914
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