>Subject: Re: Anecdotes or Firewall/NetSec Jokes
>Date: Monday, November 06, 1995 11:37AM
In message <9511051641 .
com> Peter da Silva
>> > > I'll be speaking at a number of seminars in the next three weeks,
>> > > and I think it would be nice to have some intelligent humerous
> >> > jokes or anecdotes to start my talks off.
> >> How about Microsoft, they are the biggest joke going.
>> Unfortunately this is sounding more and more like graveyard humor.
>> selling very effectively, no matter how awful their product is.
and Karen Goertzel wrote
>And McDonald's is never going to rate even 1 Michelin star, let alone five.
>Those of us who are more discerning in what we eat, and what software we
>refuse to accept the lowest common denominator just because it's popular.
A joke appropriate to firewalls discussion could be:-
The Ark was built by unskilled amateurs, The Titannic was built by skilled
A very good multi-purpose joke which you can use to illustrated any of the
opposing points of view.