My deep dawgy gratitude to those of you who helped with the different
versions of rootkit. May whatever gawds you worship smile kindly upon
you during the coming year. You have renewed my faith in humans.
Aygent Molder gave me a grate Christmas present too. He showed me a
phile which says that I am really a MaNimal. Jees, and I thought I was
just a dawg. The phile sayes President Trixxon was having trouble
negotiating with a commie d00d called Lee Suck Toes. So Trixxon
decided he needed a dawg to sniff enough dirt on Democrats that he could
use it as justification to launch B-52 strikes on the Democratic National
Convention. So he told the CIA to send me to Lockheed Skunk Works at
Palmdate to be upgraded from Dawg to MaNimal. Cause it was a government
program, it never stopped until all the money was spent. Thats how I
learned to read and write.
Scully says anyone could have placed false information in the phile.
I don't like her. She is just as mean as my mother. She is also as
arrogant, opinionated and over-educated as that security consultant
at tis.com that likes to hang out with one of the acknowledged great
minds of firewalls.
My apologies to serious unsmiling security dudes, because this is all
about the spirit of Christmas and nothing to do with firewalls.
Sick Puppy, the Cat_Eating_MaNimal
Photonic & Tachyonic Systems Engineer
of the Stealth Starship Dark Matter