Several folks asked for copies of cDm toolz to assist them in their research.
Unfortunately we ain't got no toolz any more. During the past year the cDm
has fallen on hard times.
First the Dawg of which we are forbidden to speak got involved in some
national security stuff. The Naughty Schoolgirls Association (mainly
Catholics) had this real slinky Chinese Filipina chick called Belle get
the Dawg to set up a multi-media pentium. I told the Dawg "Forget the short
skirt and tight white panties. Her godamn eyebrows and those full red lips
are tattooed on." Stupid Dawg wouldn't listen. While he was helping her
set up the pentium and running his yap, the bug detector that Father Frank
had given him started vibrating in his pocket. The Dawg excused himself to
take a piss and disappeared. We haven't seen him since. He logged in
remotely and deleted most of our philes. All I was able to recover were a
couple of packet sniffers in a hidden directory he forgot about. What a
prideful bastard. Hard to believe he founded the church.
Then Father Frank was forced to serve penance for his research into the
radio system used to control the subway system.
Finally EyeVynd de Reindeer left us for a real job. EyeVynd is alternately
warm and snotty. Takes great pride in writing his own tools and is very
reluctant to share them with anyone else. He is also very cagey about
giving away copies of anything he pilfered.
I would truly like to help others who are engaged in purely educational
research but we just don't have anything left.
PoT_LiCkEr
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