On 1 Jan 1998 ME22g701Q @
worktow1est .
com wrote:
> [ More advertising drivel ]
> * The ticket counter!
> * Inside the baggage system!
> * On the ramp with the baggage loaders and fuelers!
> * In the catering kitchens!
> * Inside the control tower!
> * In the hangar with the mechanics!
> * At the boarding gate!
> * And even in the COCKPIT of a real Boeing 757!
What? No grisly images of a bust/shakedown of someone attempting to
smuggle drugs through an airport? What better message for little kiddies
than showing what will happen if you're not smart and hide your drugs the
right way....
> Parenting Magazine calls "A Is For Airplane" "One of the Best Videos of
> 1996!" It's also Approved by the Parent's Choice Foundation!
....and the Firewalls Mailing list calls this "S is for SPAM and L is for
lawsuit."
> Thousands of copies of "A Is For Airplane" have been sold for $14.95, but as
> an Internet Special this holiday season you can get "A Is For Airplane" for
> only $11.95 (plus shipping and handling.) ORDER TODAY FOR GUARANTEED HOLIDAY
> DELIVERY!
Well, whoopie! That'll get me outta my Dilbertesque cave and talk to
humans for the first time in years...
> or CLICK HERE!
WHERE? WHERE? I keep clicking and nothing happens?!?! Is this a VIRUS? Do
I need the Quickmail Upgrade so I can click on things and make things
magically happen??? The Help Desk is busy... HELP ME!
-Brian James Macke macke @
telegroup .
com
Unix SysAdmin/Security Specialist Telegroup, Inc.
"In order to get that which you wish for, you must first get that which
builds it." -- Unknown
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