On 1 Jan 1998 ME22g701Q @
> [ More advertising drivel ]
> * The ticket counter!
> * Inside the baggage system!
> * On the ramp with the baggage loaders and fuelers!
> * In the catering kitchens!
> * Inside the control tower!
> * In the hangar with the mechanics!
> * At the boarding gate!
> * And even in the COCKPIT of a real Boeing 757!
What? No grisly images of a bust/shakedown of someone attempting to
smuggle drugs through an airport? What better message for little kiddies
than showing what will happen if you're not smart and hide your drugs the
> Parenting Magazine calls "A Is For Airplane" "One of the Best Videos of
> 1996!" It's also Approved by the Parent's Choice Foundation!
....and the Firewalls Mailing list calls this "S is for SPAM and L is for
> Thousands of copies of "A Is For Airplane" have been sold for $14.95, but as
> an Internet Special this holiday season you can get "A Is For Airplane" for
> only $11.95 (plus shipping and handling.) ORDER TODAY FOR GUARANTEED HOLIDAY
Well, whoopie! That'll get me outta my Dilbertesque cave and talk to
humans for the first time in years...
> or CLICK HERE!
WHERE? WHERE? I keep clicking and nothing happens?!?! Is this a VIRUS? Do
I need the Quickmail Upgrade so I can click on things and make things
magically happen??? The Help Desk is busy... HELP ME!
-Brian James Macke macke @
Unix SysAdmin/Security Specialist Telegroup, Inc.
"In order to get that which you wish for, you must first get that which
builds it." -- Unknown