The Life-Form Resources Managent Divsion of Arf Fleet has surprised the
hell out of me by recommending to Elite Interplanetary Corporation
(subcontractor to Inter Galactic Intelligence Agency) that I be
promoted to the function of Financial Hocifer and reassigned to the
Stealth Starship Sleight_of_Hand prior to its departure for the planet
YourAnus. The exact date of departure is "classified" but I think that
just means they haven't been able to decide on a date yet.
Now, I have been trying to get my skillful paws into the financial area
for some time because the stuff crossing my sniffers shows thats where
the real power lies. However, this opportunity also means I will have
to limit my sniffing, hacking and cracking to purely recreational
purposes, from a great distance, and there will no longer be time for
Sleight_Of_Hand is being sent to protect YourAnus and its moons from
the Beijing government which claims YourAnus is a province that broke
away from mainland China back when their ancient Dynasties were
screwing everything in sight that moved, regardless of male or female.
Mainland Chinese don't have sex these days. (British influence).
To those security professionals that I have pestered through this list
and by e-mail, thanks for the help and insights you provided. Despite
what everybody thinks about security professionals, you are really not
To the lady consultants out there, who have not had the privilege of my
charming company, the Hitachi Magic Wand cannot be beat by man nor
beast (including dawg).
After we ship out, e-mail for me can be sent through my good buddy
Brian Smith. Will post his e-mail address on this list and alt.2600 as
a one-liner right before we leave. Unfortunately Brian, is not very
bright but he is reliable. Please don't run and leave Brian holding
Sick Puppy, the Cat_Eating_Dawg
over and out, (maybe)