My lord, does anyone think that this email could be any more wordy ?
Could you just imagine what their security analysis reports must look
like.
I realize that his response was tongue-in-cheek, but since I've been
reading somebody else's really bad and overly wordy sales
presentations, I'm left with this nagging fear that it was not.
I sure hope this is not a trend towards verbosity.
Eschew Obfuscation,
-David Donahue
My slogan of the day: Empowering our information partners to invoke a
paradigm shift to a security oriented mindset.
-----Original Message-----
From: proff @
suburbia .
net [SMTP:proff @
suburbia .
net]
Sent: Tuesday, May 20, 1997 9:04 PM
To: martinw @
epcorp .
com
Subject: Re: Group for network penetration testing
> Hi all,
>
> I'm looking for a professional commercial outfit who can do
> some network penetration testing on my corporate WAN.
>
> Does anybody have any recommendations ? I am looking for an
> outfit that is established, precessional and has some good
> references.
>
We here at Security Analytics specialise in precessions. Our software
orbits such luminaries the M31 dark-matter starwall. Our companies
stocks perihilionate on a 22 year cycle and are now on the outward
curve. The records of our success are manifest, monostropic, but
not altogether manical. In short in matters of security, periodical
and precessional we have the very model of the modern security
professional.
Cheers,
Julian <proff @
suburbia .
net>
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